1 00:00:15,900 --> 00:00:18,080 Previously on Breaking Bear. 2 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:21,060 I'm declaring war on the wolves. 3 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,860 We are here to talk about the bears. 4 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:26,280 They killed a human. 5 00:00:27,180 --> 00:00:32,840 I know someone who can help you get rid of it. He's what they call a fixer. This 6 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:35,000 is famed Hollywood actor Armie Hammer. 7 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:37,120 Let me take that body from you. 8 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:45,350 The first rule of the forest is never kill a human. It puts us all in 9 00:00:45,350 --> 00:00:48,630 danger. The council has reached a verdict. 10 00:01:22,060 --> 00:01:27,360 Hey, Blair, do you have any idea what a bear looks like at the bottom of a gorge 11 00:01:27,360 --> 00:01:29,140 after a very long fall? 12 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,200 Well, let's just say it's grizzly. 13 00:01:35,540 --> 00:01:36,540 Blair! 14 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:40,240 Blair, 15 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:43,440 I'm coming for you! 16 00:01:44,380 --> 00:01:46,740 Wolf, get that fucking teddy bear. 17 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,100 I wish I knew how to quit you but you 18 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:10,010 But we wolves can have up to ten puppies in a litter, so you chose a worthless 19 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:11,550 shield. Mommy? 20 00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:14,850 Damn. Even as high as I am right now, that's harsh. 21 00:03:15,930 --> 00:03:16,930 Hey! 22 00:03:18,410 --> 00:03:19,410 Really? 23 00:03:19,870 --> 00:03:23,830 Oh, please. I'm just bluffing. You know you're my favorite. 24 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:26,330 Now, come on. We have to catch that idiot. 25 00:04:11,380 --> 00:04:16,180 Wow, okay, so a major head injury can also serve as an instant reboot. Good to 26 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:20,680 know. Wait, is that the old Hooper Manor? 27 00:04:35,210 --> 00:04:36,490 Did I frighten you, little guy? 28 00:04:37,030 --> 00:04:38,030 What, huh? 29 00:04:38,290 --> 00:04:42,790 Yes, yes, yes. I am Hollywood star, Armie Hammer, and you can take a selfie 30 00:04:42,790 --> 00:04:43,990 with me. Come on. 31 00:04:44,530 --> 00:04:45,750 Let me in, motherfucker! 32 00:04:48,810 --> 00:04:50,990 You must be Jer's brother, Alistair. 33 00:04:51,310 --> 00:04:52,310 Wait, you know Jer? 34 00:04:52,530 --> 00:04:53,530 Of course. 35 00:04:53,590 --> 00:04:55,690 In fact, he's here. Follow me. 36 00:05:01,770 --> 00:05:05,130 This party's filled with wealthy people, so I'm pioneering a new business 37 00:05:05,130 --> 00:05:08,250 concept. Selling drugs to people with money. 38 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:12,030 Blair and the business community could learn a lot from me. Blair is dead! 39 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:32,040 her screams as she fell to the gorge. 40 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:39,220 It sounded similar to that. What's worse was the sound it made when her body hit 41 00:05:39,220 --> 00:05:42,980 the ground. And you just left her sister's body down there to be picked 42 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:44,700 apart by hungry wild animals? 43 00:05:45,660 --> 00:05:51,560 Speaking of hungry, you know, eating your feelings really does work. 44 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:57,220 I had a wolf pointing a gun at me. Should I have scaled the cliff, thrown 45 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:58,680 Blair on my back, and dragged her home? 46 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:01,460 That is exactly what I think you should have done. 47 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:06,920 We can't just leave her down there, discarded like some crusty old just 48 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:07,920 stained sock. 49 00:06:08,220 --> 00:06:09,220 What? 50 00:06:10,060 --> 00:06:14,120 Sorry to interrupt, but may I suggest you come to the dinner party? And then 51 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:17,940 one of my friends here, who owns a helicopter, can fly us into that gorge. 52 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:22,040 We will recover her body, bring her back here, and figure out a respectful way to 53 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:23,040 handle her remains. 54 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,460 Army Hammer, everyone has been wrong about you. 55 00:06:26,860 --> 00:06:28,760 Let's go join the party, shall we? 56 00:06:29,900 --> 00:06:35,120 So what is all this dinner party? I'm not at a cult initiation, am I? Not at 57 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:39,020 all. These are all nice, normal friends of mine. Wow! 58 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,480 Prince Andrew? 59 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,520 Pete Titty? Hey, that's Kevin Spacey! 60 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:50,660 Uh, bartender, a round of your special house drinks for my friends? 61 00:06:50,960 --> 00:06:53,980 Now, Arnie, what's on the menu for tonight's dinner party, huh? 62 00:06:54,570 --> 00:06:56,310 As our fixer, what are you fixing? 63 00:06:56,650 --> 00:06:57,650 It's a surprise! 64 00:06:57,910 --> 00:07:00,750 Tonight is all about surprises. 65 00:07:01,530 --> 00:07:07,610 I'd like to propose a toast to my friends. May we someday find ourselves 66 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:12,190 unbanned, uncancelled, and most importantly, understood. 67 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,130 Mmm. 68 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:19,470 Jer, this is like a living museum of the world's worst predators. I can't hear 69 00:07:19,470 --> 00:07:21,610 you over the sound of my pastebud singing. 70 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:27,850 This... Drink is yum-yum in the tum-tum. Alistair, try it. You're missing out. 71 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:31,190 I'm going to have to find out the bartender's secret. I'm only down one, 72 00:07:31,270 --> 00:07:33,350 and I'm already feeling fine. 73 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,990 Hey, bartender, what do you call these special drinks you made for my friends? 74 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:40,950 You are all no doubt aware of the popular white trash cocktail Sex on the 75 00:07:40,950 --> 00:07:45,510 Beach and the Zombie. I give you Sex with a Zombie. 76 00:07:46,270 --> 00:07:49,350 Oh, Bill, you have such a rapier wit. 77 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:50,890 Wait, Bill Cosby? 78 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:55,580 I'm afraid I ran out of maraschino cherries, so I'll garnish it with some 79 00:07:55,580 --> 00:07:56,580 rojimo. 80 00:08:24,490 --> 00:08:25,490 Let me go. 81 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:26,610 Let me go! 82 00:08:26,830 --> 00:08:29,510 You have been chosen! 83 00:08:30,350 --> 00:08:34,890 Your purpose in this universe has been left unfulfilled, Blair. That is why I 84 00:08:34,890 --> 00:08:37,210 am here to grant you a second life. 85 00:08:37,429 --> 00:08:38,429 Second life? 86 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:39,890 The first one was awful enough. 87 00:08:40,169 --> 00:08:41,230 Who are you? 88 00:08:41,510 --> 00:08:42,970 I have many names. 89 00:08:43,809 --> 00:08:47,310 Sasquatch, Yeti, Bigfoot. I prefer being called Howard, though. 90 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,130 This is Corny, my unicorn. 91 00:08:49,370 --> 00:08:53,770 I'm tasked with rejoining your soul to your body. Your family needs you. 92 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:55,039 My family? 93 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:59,720 Huh. So I return to life so I can spend the rest of it worrying and taking care 94 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,720 of them like before? 95 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:02,040 Kill me now. 96 00:09:04,640 --> 00:09:07,380 Oh. Oh, wait. I am dead. 97 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,740 Dead and loving it. 98 00:09:10,580 --> 00:09:14,440 If you follow that beam of light, all of Daniel Boone's state forest will be 99 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:19,800 destroyed. Because you, and you alone, have been chosen to save it. I'm trying 100 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,920 to stop being so codependent and helping everybody. 101 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:26,300 And now you're saying I have to save the whole fucking forest? 102 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:31,020 I know you read bear codependent no more, but the forest needs you to be 103 00:09:31,020 --> 00:09:33,160 codependent just a little bit more. 104 00:09:33,520 --> 00:09:34,520 Ugh, fine. 105 00:09:35,020 --> 00:09:36,360 Don't make me regret this. 106 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:41,180 Ah! 107 00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,380 Regret! Regret, regret! 108 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,220 I can feel everything! 109 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,620 Ooh! My bad. 110 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,040 I always forget to warn about that. 111 00:09:51,360 --> 00:09:52,820 Oh, the goddamn pig! 112 00:09:53,930 --> 00:09:55,790 I changed my mind. Kill me now. 113 00:09:56,530 --> 00:09:57,850 I can help with the pain. 114 00:09:58,110 --> 00:10:00,330 If you'll open your mouth, please. Okay. 115 00:10:01,030 --> 00:10:02,030 What the hell? 116 00:10:09,430 --> 00:10:12,190 Unicorn urine is the most healing medicine in the world. 117 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:27,860 Do you think they make them? 118 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:32,240 Behold, the Wisdom Stone. 119 00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:36,480 Fun fact, it's actually a magical giant kidney stone, but we don't tell anyone 120 00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:41,380 that. This stone contains the wisdom of every being who has ever existed on 121 00:10:41,380 --> 00:10:43,400 Earth. That stone's pretty small. 122 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:45,120 This explains a lot. 123 00:10:45,560 --> 00:10:49,900 If you are wearing this pendant, the stone will allow access to its wisdom if 124 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:54,120 you take hold of it and proclaim the name of a wise master whom you wish to 125 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:56,000 summon. To help you in your quest. 126 00:10:56,260 --> 00:10:58,840 I choose the person? Anyone from history. 127 00:10:59,320 --> 00:11:02,420 Socrates, King Solomon, Buddha, Oprah. 128 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:03,559 Wait, what? 129 00:11:03,560 --> 00:11:07,440 Just kidding, girl. I just threw that in there to see if you were listening. 130 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:09,040 Simply say the words. 131 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:10,580 Sage, engage. 132 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:13,500 I seek the wisdom of all age. 133 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:18,560 Wisdom stone, bring me the wise one called... And then the name of the 134 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,860 master you want. Okay, got it. 135 00:11:20,820 --> 00:11:21,900 Sage, engage. 136 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,680 I seek the wisdom of all age. 137 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:30,380 Wisdom stone, bring me the wise one called... Pablo Escobar! 138 00:11:50,589 --> 00:11:54,690 Ruthie will keep him out for hours. Or my name ain't Dr. Huxable. 139 00:11:56,390 --> 00:12:01,030 All right, Jer, where should we start, huh? Some brisket for appetizers, or do 140 00:12:01,030 --> 00:12:02,630 we go directly for the prime rib? 141 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:06,150 Babs! R. Kelly is here, but he can't stay long. 142 00:12:06,370 --> 00:12:07,570 He's headed to prison. 143 00:12:07,790 --> 00:12:10,670 Hey, at least he's already comfortable going to the bathroom in front of 144 00:12:10,670 --> 00:12:11,670 others. 145 00:12:11,710 --> 00:12:14,430 Martha Stewart told me that is the hardest part. 146 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:17,970 Let's go bid him adieu. I'll be back. Just hang on. 147 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:19,370 Hang on. 148 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,120 I'm so funny. 149 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,380 Jer, wake up. 150 00:12:25,380 --> 00:12:26,420 We're going to die. 151 00:12:26,620 --> 00:12:29,560 I should have done a swan dive off the cliff and joined Blair. 152 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,180 Oh, you're up. 153 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:34,180 Cosby's doses usually keep you out for hours. 154 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:39,120 What? Who are you? I'm Army's prisoner, just like you. So weird. The cos doesn't 155 00:12:39,120 --> 00:12:40,700 usually fuck up with his roofie dosing. 156 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,240 How are you awake? 157 00:12:42,540 --> 00:12:45,880 Maybe it's something to do with hibernation, or it could be the shitload 158 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:49,460 of meth I did earlier. I do meth, by the way. You wouldn't happen to have any, 159 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:50,500 would you? No. 160 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:54,500 Figures. What are they going to do to us? You're going to die tonight. Then be 161 00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:57,680 eaten by a bunch of shitty people as they whine and dine. And the whine in 162 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:01,460 whine and dine is spelled W-H-I-N-E, since they won't stop complaining about 163 00:13:01,460 --> 00:13:02,920 being held responsible for their actions. 164 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:06,420 I don't want to get deep fried and served with dipping sauces. 165 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,620 Can you reach that pile of bones? 166 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,180 Hey, Tawny. How's it going? 167 00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:18,120 Hey, I have some good news and some bad news. Bad news? 168 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,320 You're gonna die. 169 00:13:19,580 --> 00:13:20,720 But the good news? 170 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,120 You won't be dying at the hands of just anyone. 171 00:13:23,480 --> 00:13:27,760 You will be savagely killed by a true titan of the entertainment world. 172 00:13:28,060 --> 00:13:29,060 Woo! 173 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:35,700 Tawny, meet comedian Pete Davidson. 174 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:41,940 What? You didn't think he gets all that top-shelf pussy just because he loves 175 00:13:41,940 --> 00:13:42,940 his mom, did you? 176 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:48,760 I would just like to go on record and say that I am not into underage girls or 177 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,440 dead people or forcing myself on anyone. 178 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:55,800 I'm just here because I have a freakishly big dick, and it turns out 179 00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:01,240 the people into all that sick stuff are refreshingly nonjudgmental. So, uh... 180 00:14:05,870 --> 00:14:09,410 Of all the wise masters, you chose Pablo Escobar. 181 00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:12,150 I guess you should tell him what wisdom you seek from him. 182 00:14:12,730 --> 00:14:18,150 Wise Master Pablo, share with me the wisdom of how I can become the biggest 183 00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,770 drug lord of all time. 184 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:22,470 Would you like to hear my wisdom in song? 185 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:27,210 No. Are you sure? I've been working with Adele's voice teacher. 186 00:14:28,810 --> 00:14:29,810 Fine. 187 00:14:30,290 --> 00:14:32,610 Blair, it's all about love. 188 00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,520 Whether you're a painter or a chef or the most infamous drug dealer on the 189 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:39,920 planet, love has to fuel what you do. Understand? 190 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,420 Yes, Pablo. 191 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:46,880 And one more thing. You must form an alliance with the wolf queen to save the 192 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:51,860 forest. Oh, hell no. She just tried to kill me. Listen to me. You need the 193 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:56,340 wolves. Fuck, no, I'm not... You no little bitch questions, Pablo Escobar. I 194 00:14:56,340 --> 00:14:59,480 say it's about love until you love the fucking wolves, motherfucker. 195 00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,540 Understand? Promise, Pablo? 196 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,200 I promise you. 197 00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:08,680 Oh, and one last thing. If you have a dream, don't wait to make it come true. 198 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:13,000 I was going to reinvent myself by recording a country album, and then 199 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,560 Beyoncé fucking beat me to it. 200 00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:17,660 Adios, mi amor. 201 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,940 Oh, nice puppetry skill. 202 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,760 I hung up like that. Did I fall asleep during some kinky sex with Tawny? 203 00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:43,260 She's going to be so mad I fell asleep again while Boykin is. Stop talking. 204 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,820 You're too heavy. How did you gain weight during hibernation? 205 00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:48,280 I'll try that lever. 206 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,940 There's only one way out of here. We have to find a way to blend in. 207 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,260 I have an idea. 208 00:15:58,740 --> 00:16:01,140 The entrance is near. We're almost out of here. 209 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:02,580 What about Tawny? 210 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:05,740 If I leave her here and she ends up dying, I'm almost sure she'll never 211 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:06,559 forgive me. 212 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,560 Hello, ladies. 213 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:11,460 May I interest you in some frozen pudding on a stick? 214 00:16:11,740 --> 00:16:15,880 The brand name of which I cannot mention due to the legal reasons. 215 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,120 No, thank you. 216 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:22,800 You ladies look like my nieces. And coming from a family that has practiced 217 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:27,760 inbreeding for centuries, that is the highest compliment a Windsor can offer. 218 00:16:28,900 --> 00:16:32,480 Thank you. As you can see, we are clearly... 219 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,000 Female women. 220 00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,840 I'm definitely not a man. No. 221 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:40,780 I'll be right back. Just need to freshen up my... What do you Brits call it? 222 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,380 Face. The juju. 223 00:16:43,300 --> 00:16:44,600 Pretty lady. 224 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:48,780 I also have a vagina and dystopian tubes. 225 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,620 I'll take that. 226 00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:56,880 Champagne, you handsome devil? Okay, sure. 227 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,400 Come on, girlfriend. 228 00:17:01,060 --> 00:17:02,700 Pete. Stop them! 229 00:17:07,480 --> 00:17:10,500 Joy, Joy! It's me! It's me! It's me! Oh, dear, dear! 230 00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:47,690 Ladies and gentlemen, Pete has brought back our dinner. 231 00:17:48,270 --> 00:17:51,250 That's Pete Davidson. I can't believe I didn't recognize him. 232 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:55,510 Come on. If we're going to be murdered by a celebrity, then we should be 233 00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:59,110 honored that it's a star as huge as Pete's penis. 234 00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:00,970 Even when it's flaccid. 235 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:03,530 Flaccid? That's the answer. 236 00:18:03,810 --> 00:18:05,970 Said no woman ever. No. Don't you see? 237 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:09,610 We need to give him a boner. If it gets hard, he'll drop us. 238 00:18:10,070 --> 00:18:11,490 Everyone start stroking. 239 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:13,890 It's time to turn this mother... 240 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,140 Fuck her on. 241 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,060 It's not working. 242 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:22,360 Let's try licking it. What? I'm straight, but this is an emergency. 243 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:35,400 This is like that time Kim invited her sisters to join in. 244 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:43,980 Imagine something horrible! 245 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,860 The ultimate boner killer! 246 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,920 You know, women with standards. 247 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:51,960 Comedians actually having to be funny and not just famous to get a Netflix 248 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,360 special. Ouch. 249 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,980 That last one hit a little too close to the bone. 250 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,320 Literally. 251 00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:04,240 Oh, no! He's going limp! Which means this big dick's big dick will be able to 252 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,820 grab us and hold us prisoner again! 253 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,560 I'm the director of this skin flick, and I... 254 00:19:30,990 --> 00:19:32,870 You've done very well, Pete Davidson. 255 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,930 Oriana Grande would be proud. 256 00:19:36,730 --> 00:19:42,510 Roses are red. Before I'm gone, please transfer my soul into my schlong! 257 00:19:48,290 --> 00:19:49,730 That's not good. 258 00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,750 It means someone you love is in serious trouble. 259 00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:53,809 My brothers? 260 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,750 Again? Corny and I can help. 261 00:19:56,790 --> 00:19:57,790 Hold on to me! 262 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,600 This army has traded in his hammer for a chainsaw. 263 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:20,920 Wait 264 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:28,120 for 265 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,120 me! 266 00:20:29,540 --> 00:20:30,540 Wait for me! 267 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,920 Hey, where'd that gimp guy go? 268 00:20:44,580 --> 00:20:48,300 Do you know where they could be? All the shit happens in Daniel Boone Forest. 269 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:49,660 Let's go, Corny. 270 00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:51,460 You heard him. Let's go, bitch. 271 00:21:25,640 --> 00:21:26,640 You're welcome. 272 00:21:28,860 --> 00:21:29,860 Hello. 273 00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:31,840 I'm not going that way. 274 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,460 Hello. 275 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,340 Damn it. 276 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:48,020 Target locked. You see, you still have some of my cocktail in your system. But 277 00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,560 not my cock in your tail. 278 00:21:49,780 --> 00:21:51,700 Should make this a little easier. 279 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,560 Hold on. The spoon... 280 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:15,360 wanted things to go back to the way they were. Do you know what it's like to lose 281 00:22:15,360 --> 00:22:18,700 everything you've worked for your entire life because of prejudice against 282 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:24,140 cannibalism? What is wrong with trying other cuisines? Why can gay people eat 283 00:22:24,140 --> 00:22:28,960 ass, but I eat ass literally, braised with a Bernays sauce, and everyone hates 284 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:33,880 me. And speaking of Bernays, my dinner tonight will be bare Bernays. 285 00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:39,040 Is your mask made from your victim's foreskin? 286 00:22:39,300 --> 00:22:40,540 Let's take it off. 287 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,500 with my family. 288 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,880 My work here is done. I must go. 289 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:18,920 Thank you, Howard. 290 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:20,460 You can call me Howie. 291 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:26,580 Wow, Howard. 292 00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:28,600 Who taught you how to kiss? 293 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,460 Howard? Wait, did that even really happen? 294 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,620 Blair! How are you not dead? 295 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,680 I did die. But then Howie the Sasquatch, I can call him that, we're friends now, 296 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,920 showed up on his unicorn, Corny, and I drank some unicorn pee, which totally 297 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:45,720 healed me. Then there was this magic kidney stone, and I got to hang out with 298 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:49,320 Pablo Escobar. But then Howie and I flew around the forest on Corny, killing all 299 00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,500 those asswipes with his horn before they could have their way with you. 300 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:52,940 You're welcome. 301 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960 Wow! 302 00:23:54,120 --> 00:23:57,820 I'm just so glad the fall didn't kill you. Although it clearly killed quite a 303 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,820 few brain cells. 304 00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:03,180 So I'm curious, what does unicorn pee taste like? 305 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,360 Didn't I kill you already? 306 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:09,740 Apparently. I'm too fucking badass to die. 307 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:12,140 Oh, fudge, I broke a nail. 308 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:17,840 Wolves? What do we call bear to step into our territory after being warned 309 00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:19,380 never to do that again? 310 00:24:19,940 --> 00:24:21,060 Rule breakers? 311 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:23,980 No. Ill-mannered trespassers? 312 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,480 Uh, no. 313 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:28,740 We call them dinner. 314 00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:31,680 Kill the fucking bears! 315 00:24:34,020 --> 00:24:36,180 Thank you.